Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.