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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.

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(417): View more from Missouri

p.s. you have a small clit

(1-417): View more from Missouri

YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.

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(330): View more from Ohio

So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night

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(631): View more from New York

do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?

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(907): View more from Alaska

I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.

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(631): View more from New York

You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night

(551): View more from New Jersey

oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him

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