they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So squirting runs in the family.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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