It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize