If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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