yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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