I could make wine with my vomit
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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