he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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