need another drink. this is the easiest way
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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