hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I didn't notice because vodka
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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