Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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