think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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there was a trapeze. enough said
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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