I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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