I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
