you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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