I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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