He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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