if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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