do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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