So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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