Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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