Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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