Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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