Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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