I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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