the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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