we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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