maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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