Porn is love you can see.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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