she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
is it fun? or sober?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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