You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
