if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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