If i come over, it means nothing
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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