No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Say something about gay babies.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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