we're blogging at a bar
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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