If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave