Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like iHOP with fire
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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