just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.