Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out