Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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