Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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