how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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