So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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