As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Is Oprah even human
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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