NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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