epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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