I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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