That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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