so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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