he was CRYING into my vagina
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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