i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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