How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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