its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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