the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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