We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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