She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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