hotel room ftw
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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she told me i tasted like america
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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