Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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