used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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