He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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