carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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