who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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