this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just high enough for therapy.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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